LET’S GET REAL HERE LADIES. have you ever encountered a penis you just couldn’t…love no matter how hard you tried? for one reason or another, has a penor been so repulsive to you that you couldn’t just.. politely cope with it?
this is my current issue with a very handsome and lovely fellow who has come in to my life. blah blah blah getting to the meat of this story (pun intended), i could have sworn this dude was packing as he’s a little mocha coloured and muscular as handsome as fuck, so when we were getting down to business, i had a feeling he had a rather intimidating sausage in tow and my vagina was totally cringing in the awkward anticipation of pain. but ladies and gentleman, this brave bitch is generally a good sport and was willing to give it an honest try.
let me just set the scene here. its pretty damn dark as we’re in my basement apartment with the lights off (which always makes me feel better cause i dont have to worry about my meat wallet being all illuminated and shit). take off his belt and im going for it and… what the fuck? my fingers wrapped around like a small uncircumsized tulip bulb encased in skin. and hes like moaning and whatnot so i go in with the mouth in hopes that he’d get instantly hard but…. no. and hes going on about how good it feels as im sucking his flaccid nub dick that just radiates the smell of dove soap and ballsack. and flaccid dicks arent the prettiest in the first place (neither are vaginas in any state) but normally.. you anticipate that the dick won’t be flaccid for long. this fellow seemed to be having a bit of an issue but was apparently pretty optimistic as he told me to keep going, keep doing what i was doing, do this do that, and i’m just trying to mentally escape to my happy place but couldn’t help but gag on this thing as if i was deepthroating a footlong.
whatever, shit happens, i wasn’t going to judge him for it or even make a big deal about it. he assured me it wasn’t me, just his dick not cooperating. but i mean.. ive since been with this fellow two more times (in which he went down on me a few times, was great) and graciously sucked his dick… for what felt like fucking ages considering it was flaccid… to no avail.
and the whole time i’m not sure if i should feel sorry for this dude that he’s basically the total package minus his package, but can’t help but wonder about any previous sexual partners’ reaction to his unfortunate junk and the absolutely nauseating smell of soap that it radiated. but fuck, at least he washes right??